Cancer Free, The Way to Be

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More proof that beer is good for you. 

Researchers in Germany say that a cancer-fighting substance found in hops could be enhanced to brew a special anti-cancer beer.

I don’t think I’ve read a better story all year. I know the year is young, but the only news that could be better would be “Drinking on the job now acceptable.” I don’t see that happening this year, or anytime soon, so cancer fighting beer is the number one story.

Imagine a world full of beer with no cancer.

Amazing isn’t it?

So drink up, and stay cancer free.

-Steve

11 Responses to “Cancer Free, The Way to Be”

  1. destiny n Says:

    I believe that the beer in Germany may prevent cancer….but promotes obesity….

  2. King Steve Says:

    id rather be fat and cancer free than skinny and full of tumors.

  3. romi41 Says:

    yeah man, bring on the fat rolls, but keep that cancer shit away from my luscious fatty-fat skin…LOL…

  4. King Steve Says:

    That’s what I’m sayin’.

  5. Qelqoth Says:

    Best news, ever.

  6. Steve Says:

    I know huh? Who knew that drinking was actually healthy!? Sometimes there is good news, and this is one of those times.

  7. Qelqoth Says:

    But no news source to hint that drinking at work is acceptable?

    That sucks. I’ll have to remedy that.

  8. Qelqoth Says:

    By the way, I’m not sure whether the healthy cancer-free beer is legit or not but advertising is doing great things for those women and their respective tits.

  9. Steve Says:

    Yeah, they kind of frown on drinking at work.

    Those chicks definitely don’t have breast cancer. And if they want, I’ll give them FREE breast exams.

  10. Qelqoth Says:

    They are still grinning. They’re like, totally up for it.

  11. Steve Says:

    They look like they might enjoy it.

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